After all the trouble i went through to get to work today, in spite of the ice everywhere, we had almost no business and i ended up cleaning the store for my entire shift. And of course i go the entire day without sliping until it’s time to go home. I was stepping into my car when my back foot slid, i did this weird split thing, and then did a 180 degree spin to land on my butt on a solid sheet of ice.
Now that i am sore and cold and tired i am going to go take some pills and pass out in my soft bed.
First, it is still fucking iced over everywhere. My usual 20 minute drive to work took over an hour and i was sliding the entire way. Then i get to the store and no one is here because, of course, i actually am scheduled to close not open. The opening workers had received a message telling them we would open 2 hours late.
So instead of going home i went to Target, spent way too much money and didn’t even get half of what i needed, and almost got into a fight with a mouthy old lady.
Everyone can shove the Holiday spirit right up their ass!